Satirically specializing in sharing “the correct names for things” with the world, Twitter account Correct Names comically captions photographs of everyday objects and well-known animals with bizarre, laughable labels.
Ranging from obvious-yet-odd literal interpretations to outlandish descriptions, the funny fake names put familiar things in a new light. In some instances, the objects and animals are given new monikers based on other objects they resemble. Cheerios become “bagel seeds,” a spoon is a “pudding shovel,” and grass is an “earth rug.” Others are re-labeled based on some of their specific functions, like milk’s role as “cereal sauce” and a couch’s purpose as a “human shelf.” Some get deep and make you think (like “snowman blood” for water) and others are plain silly, like the names “windy spin” for a fan.
Since joining Twitter late last year, Correct Names has amassed a following of nearly 50,000 users. The page itself is extremely active, with an average day seeing at least one funny post pop up. So, for your daily dose of inexplicably funny content, be sure to check out the amusing account.
Twitter account Correct Names gives everyday objects and well-known animals funny fake names. See a particularly silly selection of pairs below.
Cereal Sauce pic.twitter.com/3vzJitTP4X
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 3, 2017
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Woolly Camel pic.twitter.com/f0CBQXEqQG
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 17, 2017
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Earth Rug pic.twitter.com/3gF2z5Gan4
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 17, 2017
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Pudding Shovel pic.twitter.com/C1Va0vZsXT
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 17, 2017
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Spiky Floof pic.twitter.com/mpVWCGbZic
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) June 1, 2017
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Wood Waffles pic.twitter.com/I701R8DsvB
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 16, 2017
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Turtle Rabbits pic.twitter.com/usl3mYuaq8
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 15, 2017
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House Lego pic.twitter.com/MyTacTxLmu
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 16, 2017
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Human Shelf pic.twitter.com/fEqRrUa72o
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) June 13, 2017
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Dogtor pic.twitter.com/3452H7sPMX
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 10, 2017
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Snowman Blood pic.twitter.com/epUl3xu2Qk
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 8, 2017
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Marshmallow Seal pic.twitter.com/2XMDzMt67i
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) May 20, 2017
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Windy Spin pic.twitter.com/xdBlzhMQpJ
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) June 28, 2017
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Float Coat pic.twitter.com/zbU2ul3fMz
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) June 18, 2017
Tuxedo Duck
Credit: @futureidentity pic.twitter.com/XWFAm7yU28
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) June 25, 2017
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Mountain Fountain pic.twitter.com/7FwSvSTdMS
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) June 12, 2017
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Space Bulb pic.twitter.com/vCO4P0VQMu
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) June 11, 2017
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Reverse Boat pic.twitter.com/CW62qDSLcA
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) June 8, 2017
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Curvy Unicorn pic.twitter.com/L0eSDS8bVv
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) June 6, 2017
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Floor Hands pic.twitter.com/dWRxJmhMLy
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) June 4, 2017
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Laundry Sauce pic.twitter.com/IydJwbUMci
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) June 4, 2017
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Cat Bird pic.twitter.com/f2jDhUxKqn
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) April 20, 2017
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Raw Toast pic.twitter.com/FTKsawawt8
— Correct Names (@CorrectNames) May 19, 2017
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Correct Names: Twitter
h/t: [Buzzfeed]
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